Now it's late 2004 and there's still no sign of DNF. Can't wait!'Į3 ends and the clock ticks once more. Whaddya gonna do? Save the world by yourself? Ooh, yes,' yell the fanboys. Duke plays pinball, buys food from vending machines and kicks the ass of anyone who looks at him funnily.įinally, a voiceover poses a question to the attentive audience. There's our hero, hornier than a Viking hat shop, flinging money at strippers, sporting bazookas and mounting motorbikes. There's a breathtaking Las Vegas cityscape, the camera swooping in and out of casinos, dazzling explosions and grotesque creatures.

And what a trailer it is! Pure Duke-ness seeps from every pore. After ogling this actor and his impressive assets, a crowd of assorted fanboys gather around a TV screen to chow down on a visual feast.Īfter four years of absence, Duke Nukem (sexist mofo, alien killer and all-round destructive lunatic) has finally returned - and here, at E3 2001, is a video for his long-awaited sequel, Duke Nukem Forever. Alongside this walking steroid are two scantily clad ladies who shake it' whenever their master commands. A meathead with dyed blonde hair wields a big plastic shooter at anyone who dares cross his path. The new modes include Freeze Tag, a team game where players run up the score by freezing and shattering their opponents in quick succession Hot Potato, a contest to see who can 'hold the babe' the longest and Hail to the King, a “free-for-all” Duke style frag-fest.May 2001. Give him a minigun and he’ll beat off all comers.” The referential good times keep on rolling in Inferno, a retro-style map invoking the old days of Doom and 2Forts1Bridge, Gearbox'snod to Valve's Team Fortress 2, of which Gearbox writes: “Hats? Duke doesn’t need no stinking hats. Elsewhere in the map Sandbox, combatants will be shrunk down to mini-Dukes and let loose in a bonefide children's sandbox packed with kids toys and Sticky Bombs. In Call of Duke, players will trade shots in a destitute war-ravaged city wherein Duke can call in a N00b T00b attack, which we assume will be something akin to an air strike but with clueless newbs and/or internet trolls in lieu of bombs. The less-than-subtle parody maps make up the bulk of the games first add-on pack.

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